("'Sup.")
The Captain never noticed. Which was probably a good thing.
*As in, "I heard you fed a slug one once."
Friday, April 24, 2009
We Bought A House (and a Lizard)
Yep. Came right along with it. Freebie.
To best illustrate how we came to know this, imagine the following scenario:
THE MR.: "Where did that bill go?"
THE MRS.: "Oh, it's in the office. I'll get it--"
LIZARD: "Hey."
THE MRS.: (freeze)
THE MR.: "Oh, look, a little [insert colloquial term for lizards that I've already forgotten]."
LIZARD: "Got any cheetos?"*
THE MRS.: (pointing)
THE MR.: "... I'll get it."
It was deposited on the patio, after which it most surely scampered back inside to wherever it came from in the first place.
Before it got a chance:
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I wonder what Barry is up to these days.
ReplyDeleteOn a quest for another cheeto, I'd guess.
ReplyDeleteThat is a five-lined skink!! There are probably a lot more those guys around your place. Missed the blogs... glad you're back!
ReplyDeleteDo five-lined skinks always have such stubby tails? Or did this guy lose his in an epic battle? I think you should name him Steve.
ReplyDeleteWe have little lizardy things with bright blue tails scurrying around our house. Are those skinks, too?
EEEEEEEP!!!!!
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